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02-02-2020, 04:56 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Picacho, Az
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Driving around Gallup NM there's a cigar shop call "Fu King Cigar Shop" & in Tacoma WA an Asian soup place called "Pho King Soup".
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Full-timed 10+ years
Sold '13 Redwood FB
Traded '13 GMC Denali DRW D/A
Replacement undetermined
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02-02-2020, 05:26 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2019
Location: Wickenburg
Posts: 3,314
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CLINTONTB
named her Olive, first name, Danger, middle name. Really?
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That puts me in mind of Penn Jillette's daughter (of Penn and Teller), whose name is Moxie Crimefighter Jillette.
40 years ago, when DW was sharing a semiprivate room outside DC after the birth of our first, she overheard her roommate making a phone call. The girl was apparently incapable of deciding what to name her new baby, so she called the baby-daddy's mother for instructions. The older woman told her to name the baby Jablonski Korea [Lastname]. Over the years, I have occasionally done web searches for that combination to see whatever became of that poor kid, but I have never gotten a single hit.
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02-02-2020, 08:19 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Broussard, LA.
Posts: 127
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Humor
I was sitting in the exam room. When the doctor walked in, I said ,"Doc, is that a rectal thermometer behind you ear?". He grabbed it and said "Damn, some butthole's got my pencil"
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02-03-2020, 08:10 AM
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Member
Join Date: Apr 2019
Location: Gahanna
Posts: 38
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Corona
I work in retail grocery. Today one of our beer vendors told me that Corona sales are way down since the outbreak.
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02-03-2020, 04:19 PM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 2018
Location: Hurricane
Posts: 37
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Went school with a girl first name Rhea last name Dyer. School roll call was always last name first then first name.
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Paul & Patty
2018 Montana H C 305RL
2014 Ram 3500 DRW SB
Hurricane, Utah
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02-04-2020, 07:27 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Northeast Florida/Southeast Maine
Posts: 784
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaptn Krabby
I work in retail grocery. Today one of our beer vendors told me that Corona sales are way down since the outbreak.
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Visiting with a neighbor while I was walking around the neighborhood; we wandered into his garage so he could show me where he was going to have some replastering done. He told me his wife was under the weather. Just then she popped into the garage and I told her I hoped it wasn't the Corona virus. She replied she had stopped drinking, so that couldn't be it.
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Now: 2019 Winnebago 2500FL w/e2 WDH;Sold: 2015 Bullet Premier 19FBPR (shown)
2012 Ford F-250 Lariat Super Duty Crew Cab (gas 6.2 L, 3.73 gear ratio 2WD, 172" WB)
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02-07-2020, 05:42 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Gaylord
Posts: 26,997
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Anyone have a kid like this or know one in your neighborhood ??? Sometimes I remember back on the "20 questions" that often turned into 1000 questions as I was trying to get something finished and my DS was "helping"....
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John
2015 F250 6.7l 4x4
2014 Cougar X Lite 27RKS
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02-10-2020, 03:31 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Gaylord
Posts: 26,997
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One of my nieces spends all summer living in her travel trailer, towing it from campground to campground when she reaches the maximum stay. She's become a "legend" at a couple of campgrounds and is, without a doubt, a "totally free spirit"... She found this sweatshirt, which fits her perfectly and might be a "proper adornment" for a few people here as well.....
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John
2015 F250 6.7l 4x4
2014 Cougar X Lite 27RKS
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02-11-2020, 11:43 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Germantown, TN
Posts: 6,333
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There are occasions when the shirt fits the man....completely!
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Jim in Memphis, Wife of 51 years is Brenda
2019 F450 6.7 Powerstroke
2018 Mobile Suites 40RSSA
2021 40' Jayco Eagle
2001 Road king w/matching Harley sidecar
2021 Yamaha X2 Wolverine 1000
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02-29-2020, 04:51 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2019
Location: Grand Junction
Posts: 24
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One of the funniest is a recording online of a prank customer page on the PA at a Walmart for a gentleman named, "Clinton Kildepstein."
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07-19-2020, 03:18 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Germantown, TN
Posts: 6,333
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I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 72 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people...
On edit: I didn't mean to tell this for true....it was sent to me by a friend in Panama.
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Jim in Memphis, Wife of 51 years is Brenda
2019 F450 6.7 Powerstroke
2018 Mobile Suites 40RSSA
2021 40' Jayco Eagle
2001 Road king w/matching Harley sidecar
2021 Yamaha X2 Wolverine 1000
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07-19-2020, 04:30 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2018
Location: Norwood, CO
Posts: 685
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SummitPond
Visiting with a neighbor while I was walking around the neighborhood; we wandered into his garage so he could show me where he was going to have some replastering done. He told me his wife was under the weather. Just then she popped into the garage and I told her I hoped it wasn't the Corona virus. She replied she had stopped drinking, so that couldn't be it.
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Now THAT is funny!
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German Shepherd Guy
2018 Keystone 26RBPR
2014 Suburban 2500, 6L with 3.73 rear
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07-19-2020, 08:15 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: W. Texas
Posts: 17,695
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Quote:
Originally Posted by notanlines
I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 72 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people...
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Ahh Jim, I like the way your mind works...
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Danny and Susan, wife of 56 years
2019 Ram 3500 Laramie CC SWB SB 6.4 4x4 4.10
2020 Montana High Country 331RL
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07-19-2020, 09:24 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Picacho, Az
Posts: 6,809
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That's absolutely perfect!!!
Good for you!
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Full-timed 10+ years
Sold '13 Redwood FB
Traded '13 GMC Denali DRW D/A
Replacement undetermined
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09-16-2020, 08:28 PM
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#55
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Site Team
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Gaylord
Posts: 26,997
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A new sport, coming to your street in the near future !!!!!
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John
2015 F250 6.7l 4x4
2014 Cougar X Lite 27RKS
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09-16-2020, 08:45 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: W. Texas
Posts: 17,695
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Ahhhh, perfect! Was wondering where I was going to put this new defense shotgun through its paces!
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Danny and Susan, wife of 56 years
2019 Ram 3500 Laramie CC SWB SB 6.4 4x4 4.10
2020 Montana High Country 331RL
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09-28-2020, 11:32 AM
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Gone Traveling
Join Date: Jul 2020
Location: Independent Republic of Horry
Posts: 237
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My sister was a teacher in a small school district on Long Island, NY. Her two favorite students were the fraternal twins of the Lear family. King and Shandi.
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