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03-17-2020, 06:46 AM
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A little humor is healthy
What have you seen, heard or experienced that made you chuckle? Share it with all here. Keep it clean! 
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Chip Bruce, RPh
Kansas City, MO
2016 Impact 312
2017 Silverado 3500HD SRW
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03-17-2020, 08:19 AM
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Not humorous but a definite positive effect. For the last several weeks there have been no "door to door" salesman telling me how they are in the neighborhood working on my neighbors house and want to know if I want a "free" estimate for replacement windows, doors, siding, roof, deck, etc., etc. 
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Marshall
2012 Laredo 303 TG
2010 F250 LT Super Cab, long bed, 4X4, 6.4 Turbo Diesel
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03-17-2020, 08:36 AM
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Location: Indiana
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Went grocery shopping yesterday and looked down the toilet paper aisle and it was almost completely empty, but a lot of people standing there, simply looking at empty shelves. I made the comment to my wife .... "I'm sure glad you insisted we get a Bidet on our toilet at home. We can skip this aisle!" About 20 people turned around and stared at me like they were deer caught in a head-light.
FYI, the Bidet worked out so well at home, I installed one on the toilet in the camper. Now, we truly are "glamping!"
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2019 Montana High Country 375FL
2014 Chevy Duramax HD 6.6 - 3500 Diesel Dully Long bed Crew Cab
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03-17-2020, 11:47 AM
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Can't gather in groups larger than10. Bars closed. Restaurants closed. Gyms closed. Grocery stores out of everything. Wheres a guy to go to meet women?
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Chip Bruce, RPh
Kansas City, MO
2016 Impact 312
2017 Silverado 3500HD SRW
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03-17-2020, 12:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ctbruce
Can't gather in groups larger than10. Bars closed. Restaurants closed. Gyms closed. Grocery stores out of everything. Wheres a guy to go to meet women?
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It's legal now in most states ..... simply walk into any ladies room. 
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 Hank & Lynn
2007 Cougar 290RKS, E-Z Flex, 16" XPS RIBs ( SOLD  .. Gonna miss her ... looking for new 5r)
2004.5 Dodge 2500 QC, LB, 5.9HO, WestTach gauges, Ride-Rite
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03-17-2020, 12:22 PM
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Whent to the pharmacy (in a grocery store) to pick up prescriptions. Dropped my truck keys on the floor. Bent down to retrieve them and broke wind. Stood back up and said "well at least it wasn't a cough!". The crowd cheered and I left.
Not a true story but it would be funny! I don't care who you are! 
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Marshall
2012 Laredo 303 TG
2010 F250 LT Super Cab, long bed, 4X4, 6.4 Turbo Diesel
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03-17-2020, 06:45 PM
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Went to wal-mart this evening to make a final stop before fully holing up for a while, and to get some crafts to entertain the kids this week. Went down the cereal aisle (we never buy cereal) to get a specific brand my DW was pregnancy craving.... cereal aisle was just about cleaned out... except for a few random brands, and the exact cereal DW wanted.
I guess that just means she likes an unpopular cereal, if that was one of the only ones they had left. That made me chuckle tonight.
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2014 Bullet Premier 29bh in Charocal
2019 Ram 2500 HD 4x4, CC, 6.4L
2011 Passport 2510RB (Sold)
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03-18-2020, 01:59 PM
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Site Team
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Location: Gaylord
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...Hmmmm…..
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John
2015 F250 6.7l 4x4
2014 Cougar X Lite 27RKS
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03-18-2020, 04:50 PM
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Location: South Jordan, Utah
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I'm putting some of these together for a a few friends. Simply reply to order
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2017 Cougar 279RKSWE
2007.5 Dodge Ram 2500 6.7 Cummins
Retirement Training Completed
I think the little voices in my head have started a chat group.
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03-18-2020, 08:52 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: Mechanicsville
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When St Patrick drove out all the snakes from Ireland, where did they go?
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03-18-2020, 08:53 PM
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Location: Mechanicsville
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Answer...politics 
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03-19-2020, 02:59 AM
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Location: Southeastern Connectiut
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DAY ONE:
Home School not going too well!
2 students suspended for fighting.
1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
Good Luck,
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Steve & Jan, Ava & Emma (Mini Schnauzers):
2016 F350 Lariat 4X4 Powerstroke CC/SB "PULLTOY V"
2013 Alpine 3535RE "MAGIC CARPET IV"
Proud Navy Vet! 
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03-20-2020, 05:26 AM
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Member
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: Esko
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Saw this as a meme:
First time in History
We can save the Human Race
by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing
Let's not screw this up!
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03-20-2020, 10:57 AM
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Senior Member
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Location: South Jordan, Utah
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2017 Cougar 279RKSWE
2007.5 Dodge Ram 2500 6.7 Cummins
Retirement Training Completed
I think the little voices in my head have started a chat group.
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03-20-2020, 03:12 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: Northeast Florida/Southeast Maine
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Today in the grocery store ...
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Now: 2019 Winnebago 2500FL w/e2 WDH;Sold: 2015 Bullet Premier 19FBPR (shown)
2012 Ford F-250 Lariat Super Duty Crew Cab (gas 6.2 L, 3.73 gear ratio 2WD, 172" WB)
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03-20-2020, 03:31 PM
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Site Team
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Along with teaching "Old Math", the "New School Rules":
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John
2015 F250 6.7l 4x4
2014 Cougar X Lite 27RKS
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03-21-2020, 12:17 AM
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Location: Nashville
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03-21-2020, 04:56 AM
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I got a spam call from New Jersey wanting to sell me solar. I started to cough into my cell phone, then said, "darn Corona infection, I hope you don't get it." Click. He hung up on me. #Winning
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Chip Bruce, RPh
Kansas City, MO
2016 Impact 312
2017 Silverado 3500HD SRW
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03-21-2020, 05:35 AM
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Senior Member
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Location: South Jordan, Utah
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Now that's funny right thare
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2017 Cougar 279RKSWE
2007.5 Dodge Ram 2500 6.7 Cummins
Retirement Training Completed
I think the little voices in my head have started a chat group.
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03-21-2020, 06:00 AM
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In Sterling, Colorado, the Logan County Sheriff’s Office issued a plea for help from its traditional nemeses, local criminals: “Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, and its contagious nature, the Logan County Sheriff’s Office is asking all criminal activities/nefarious conduct to cease until further notice. We appreciate your anticipated cooperation in halting crime and thank criminals in advance. We will update you when you can return to your normal criminal behavior.”
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