Don't ever assume a person on here

[azlee56]

Ok, I am laughing. I am new to this forum but I as I read I "think" I know someone. I am just laughing a gut laugh, that I saw festus as a 70 year old person. Now I don't know how old he is, but he isn't that old. I took it wayyyyyyyyy to serious I think.

He is a kick and def. not 70. my face is red.

[Festus2]

Nope, ain't 70. Just ask Miss Kitty. She knows how old I is.

[SAABDOCTOR]

YOU WANT OLD.... I WAS A WAITER AT THE LAST SUPPER!!

[JRTJH]

You can tell how old a person is by the color of the socks worn with shorts.... The older one gets, the lighter the socks get. I saw a couple with white socks going into WalMart yesterday. Their daughter had gray socks and her son had black socks.... Hmmmmm and it used to be the hair color, then along came Clairol and Just for Men.....

What color socks do you wear, Festus?????

[azlee56]

LOL, oh dear. I have always worn white socks. I have always been an older spirit then :-)))

[azlee56]

Originally Posted by SAABDOCTOR

YOU WANT OLD.... I WAS A WAITER AT THE LAST SUPPER!!

Too funny. Did they tip you?

[Jim & Kay]

Why do i a feeling this is going to be a GREAT THREAD !!!

[JRTJH]

Originally Posted by SAABDOCTOR

YOU WANT OLD.... I WAS A WAITER AT THE LAST SUPPER!!

My daughter tells me I made the sandals for the 3 wise men....

[geo]

As a geologist, I do believe that Festus2 is definitely younger than the majestic Canadian Cascade Mountains that grace the setting for Fraser Valley. He might be younger than the Grand Coulee and Dry Falls in Washington State. Hmmm, I might have to check on this latter comparison. We probably need a Carbon-14 sample for dating . . . .

Of course, myself, I'm older than dirt! I know that, JRTJH, 'cause I don't wear socks with my Teva sandals!

Ron

[Festus2]

JRTJH -
FYI my sock colour is light brown. The color of my shorts? Well, that's none of your business! There are some things that I won't reveal on this forum although , for some reason, one member here seems to be interested in my age. At least she had the decency and good taste not to inquire about my sock and short color.
Geeeez - and I woke up to this? I'm headed back to bed! And you should do the same, Jim&Kay. And Geo? Get back to work!

[azlee56]

LOL, a lady never asks questions she doesn't want to know the answer too....such as what is your shorts color!!!

no no no, I don't want to know that or if they are boxers either!!!! YIKES.

[geo]

Originally Posted by Festus2

JRTJH -
And Geo? Get back to work!

Aw! Alright . . . back to the Argentine seismic . . .

Ron

[Jim & Kay]

Festus, I'm having to much fun reading these post!!!! What a great group we have here People have more fun than anybody

[hankaye]

Howdy All;

socks ?????????

shorts ????????



hankaye

[azlee56]

I tell ya, I really do type to festus like he is the one on gunsmoke, but what I haven't said that when I hear the country song, "Should have been a cowboy" I even bring up an image of our moderator.

He is sooooo gonna ban me yet.

Hi Festus!!! (I have my halo on)

btw, did you see I posted this in odds 'n ends to keep out of trouble? (giggle).

[f6bits]

Oh, “Festus” was a character on Gunsmoke? Wasn’t that one of those black and white TV shows back in the ‘30s?

[azlee56]

welllll, not the 30's! I never heard the radio version of it, but that was from 1952 to 1961 and the tv show was from 1955 to 1975. A bit of trivia for you though. Gunsmoke was the longest running live action show of 635 episodes of 20 years until tied with Law and Order except law and order had 456 episodes.

So just picture Fetus with six shooters!

[f6bits]

That’s called moderatin’.

Originally Posted by azlee56

So just picture Fetus with six shooters!

EDIT: Uh…that’d be “Festus,” not “fetus.” I’m pretty sure they’re quite different.

[SAABDOCTOR]

Did they tip me?Yep they said "don't bet on the camels" some one asked how long i have been fixing cars? been doin it since God was a lttle boy!!! my socks are white the hair is grey and the rest ain't none of your bbes wax ha ha!

[hankpage]

Here at the Jersey Shore ... socks are for winter .... and on a personal note "I don't remember what color my hair was." ........... How would you translate Festus' age from metrics?????