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Originally Posted by fjr vfr
"vett a source." For us old-timers I guess that means "check it out first"...lol
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I could have used ‘Voir Dire’, an old French for “to speak the truth" but that always seems counter-intuitive to me since speak the truth and lawyers ......
My favorite lawyer joke.
An engineer dies and goes to hell. He asks the devil if he can make some changes. The devil is hesitant at first but then thinks about and agrees. After all, it may be good for buisness. So the engineer goes to work. First he installs air conditioning. Then he installs some nice fountians and a bar.
As work progresses God notices the improvements and calls the devil. He tells the delving to send the engineer up to him so he can get some improvements. The devil of course refuses and this angers God. God calls again and says "If you don't send him up here immediately I'm getting an attorney and sue you! The devil began laughing uncontrollably and bellows "What's so funny!?" The devil replies "Your in heaven, where are you going to find an attorney?