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Originally Posted by skmct
And the only gas station on the island had two sets of pumps one set was hidden from the public which the locals used with a much lower price.
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"Tubalcain!"
Here in town we have a small sandwich shop with a menu written on butcher paper and hanging on the wall. The second sandwich on the list is called "The Tourist." Near the bottom of the list, there is a sandwich called "The Local." It's the exact same sandwich, 75¢ cheaper.
It was a source of fun for the regulars and staff. If anybody actually ordered The Tourist, the staff would smile and say "Keep reading!"
Of course, some Karen made them take it down. Karens are humorless.