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I had a pair of Speedos once. My wife brought them home for me when she went shopping one day. When she told me that she bought me Speedos, I literally started laughing out loud (I definitely ain't got the body for them), Then she pulled them out of the shopping bag and she was right, they were Speedo brand, but they came all the way down to the top of my knees, like a regular pair of short pants. So technically, I can say that I wore Speedos in my younger days!