Festus2
06-27-2014, 10:32 AM
This week's Top 5 are dedicated to Kristi.
After a bit of a quiet spell, our members have once again stepped up to the plate and inundated the forum with an overabundance of posts; many of which are quite worthy for a spot on this coveted list. Actually, there were a couple of very strange and unusual submissions which took this author by complete surprise.
So, after being hounded and made fun of by a certain member for the past couple of weeks for not having Week 6 out on time, I offer these to you for your enjoyment:
Number 5: Actually, this post would make excellent material for Dr. Phil's TV program or a column in "True Confessions". No wonder this member is "striving for a less stressful life" when he tells us that it:
"might explain why I was married 4x to 3 different women.....marrying the same person a 2nd time and expect a different result. NOT!"
I love the ending to his tale of woe ..... "Of course, your mileage may vary..."
Number 4: My quest for arugula continues but it seems that now we will have to discard our thermometer that we use for cooking and start a new search for an Infrared Temperature Gun. One of our culinary-inclined members has this to say about this high-tech thermometer.
"These infrared things go for about $30 - well worth the cost. On a side note - we use it to get foods to the right temperature before eating - like soup".
Can you just picture your family sitting at the dinner table and hearing someone say, "Please pass the gun. I need to shoot my soup."
Using an infrared gun to take the temperature of soup? Really?
Number 3: A tie for 3rd spot goes to two animal posts. You've all heard about the excuse used by an 8th grader who doesn't have his homework done......"My dog ate it". Well here's a similar line from one of our own:
"The buzzards at my RV trim". Sure. Sure. But if you are in the Bastrop Lake area of Texas, you just might see this sign: "Beware of the Bastrop Buzzards".
Out in the Pacific Northwest in Oregon, they are blessed with hip raccoons. According to one Oregonian, "They love the nightlife. They like to boogie. Under lighting on the TT would just be a disco for them"!
Number 2: This member feels that being a husband is really tough especially being married to his wife who he says:
"she is still pestering me to buy a 333MKS."
As many other members have said on here numerous times, "I feel your pain."
Number 1: Not much doubt about this one. It has to be considered as one of the forum's weirdest threads. This award goes not only to the original poster but also to those who responded. Collectively, you've really outdone yourselves. I'm still wondering what, if anything, the thread has anything at all to do with RVing. :confused: The thread is, of course.......
"Peeing in the Shower"
Must have been written when a full moon was out.
Honourable Mention:
This post is not only dangerous but also scary......
"I know, here I go thinking again."
Have a good weekend and enjoy. (You too Kristi....:D)
After a bit of a quiet spell, our members have once again stepped up to the plate and inundated the forum with an overabundance of posts; many of which are quite worthy for a spot on this coveted list. Actually, there were a couple of very strange and unusual submissions which took this author by complete surprise.
So, after being hounded and made fun of by a certain member for the past couple of weeks for not having Week 6 out on time, I offer these to you for your enjoyment:
Number 5: Actually, this post would make excellent material for Dr. Phil's TV program or a column in "True Confessions". No wonder this member is "striving for a less stressful life" when he tells us that it:
"might explain why I was married 4x to 3 different women.....marrying the same person a 2nd time and expect a different result. NOT!"
I love the ending to his tale of woe ..... "Of course, your mileage may vary..."
Number 4: My quest for arugula continues but it seems that now we will have to discard our thermometer that we use for cooking and start a new search for an Infrared Temperature Gun. One of our culinary-inclined members has this to say about this high-tech thermometer.
"These infrared things go for about $30 - well worth the cost. On a side note - we use it to get foods to the right temperature before eating - like soup".
Can you just picture your family sitting at the dinner table and hearing someone say, "Please pass the gun. I need to shoot my soup."
Using an infrared gun to take the temperature of soup? Really?
Number 3: A tie for 3rd spot goes to two animal posts. You've all heard about the excuse used by an 8th grader who doesn't have his homework done......"My dog ate it". Well here's a similar line from one of our own:
"The buzzards at my RV trim". Sure. Sure. But if you are in the Bastrop Lake area of Texas, you just might see this sign: "Beware of the Bastrop Buzzards".
Out in the Pacific Northwest in Oregon, they are blessed with hip raccoons. According to one Oregonian, "They love the nightlife. They like to boogie. Under lighting on the TT would just be a disco for them"!
Number 2: This member feels that being a husband is really tough especially being married to his wife who he says:
"she is still pestering me to buy a 333MKS."
As many other members have said on here numerous times, "I feel your pain."
Number 1: Not much doubt about this one. It has to be considered as one of the forum's weirdest threads. This award goes not only to the original poster but also to those who responded. Collectively, you've really outdone yourselves. I'm still wondering what, if anything, the thread has anything at all to do with RVing. :confused: The thread is, of course.......
"Peeing in the Shower"
Must have been written when a full moon was out.
Honourable Mention:
This post is not only dangerous but also scary......
"I know, here I go thinking again."
Have a good weekend and enjoy. (You too Kristi....:D)