Festus2
05-05-2014, 07:28 AM
Well, you've been quite co-operative these past few days and it's obvious that you're trying really hard to make this week's list of the Top Five. I didn't have to spend much time at all looking for these comments by our members.
Oh yes, I've included an "Honorable Mention" category which is awarded to a quote that almost made it to the Top Five.
Yes, people really do say the funniest things. Check these out and you'll see what I mean.
Number 5: Even though our forum policy does not allow posts of a religious nature, I thought this one found in the Toy Hauler section would be an exception:
"Go to a Dollar Store and get some Awesome. Pray and wipe off."
Number 4: Here's one submitted by one of our Senior Members who is self-conscious about his age:
"I'm not that old. Really. I'm not."
Number 3: And what about this one written by a disgruntled, angry old Moderator?
"Thank goodness most of our Moderators are not as ornery as I am."
Number 2: Tires are always an "interesting" and sometimes confusing topic. Now here's one that will go a long way to clear up any confusion and is really helpful to those looking for advice:
"Inside tire temperature is outside tire temperature".
(Thanks for clearing that up.)
Number 1: This is taken entirely out of context and should have been deleted because of its possible sexual overtones. Obviously, the Moderators missed this one:
"I have the knobs but haven't played with them much."
Honorable Mention: I think this member now sees the light........
"I just didn't know what I didn't know."
My apologies to those who didn't make this week's list. Don't give up. Say something silly or funny and you just might make it next week.
Oh yes, I've included an "Honorable Mention" category which is awarded to a quote that almost made it to the Top Five.
Yes, people really do say the funniest things. Check these out and you'll see what I mean.
Number 5: Even though our forum policy does not allow posts of a religious nature, I thought this one found in the Toy Hauler section would be an exception:
"Go to a Dollar Store and get some Awesome. Pray and wipe off."
Number 4: Here's one submitted by one of our Senior Members who is self-conscious about his age:
"I'm not that old. Really. I'm not."
Number 3: And what about this one written by a disgruntled, angry old Moderator?
"Thank goodness most of our Moderators are not as ornery as I am."
Number 2: Tires are always an "interesting" and sometimes confusing topic. Now here's one that will go a long way to clear up any confusion and is really helpful to those looking for advice:
"Inside tire temperature is outside tire temperature".
(Thanks for clearing that up.)
Number 1: This is taken entirely out of context and should have been deleted because of its possible sexual overtones. Obviously, the Moderators missed this one:
"I have the knobs but haven't played with them much."
Honorable Mention: I think this member now sees the light........
"I just didn't know what I didn't know."
My apologies to those who didn't make this week's list. Don't give up. Say something silly or funny and you just might make it next week.