App for Angry Keystone Owners

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So, here is a few of my thoughts. I have sent this to one moderator and member, so it is a "tested product".

As many of the Forum members know, every now and then we have "single time visitors" who feel the need to vent their frustrations of RV ownership upon us, the members of the Forum. Personally, I believe that everyone here on the Forum would be more than willing to help anyone, including the "single time visitor" with their problems. We have enough of a group that someone has probably "seen that" before. But, to that "single time visitor", the purpose does not seem to be seeking help, but to vent their anger and frustration. But! I have a plan!

So, we make a separate subject classification on the Forum and label it “If Dissatisfied With Keystone, Visit Here First!”. We create an app (iPhone, iPad, iPod, Droid) named “Angry KeystoneRVers”. In this app, there will be various Keystone models which can be launched from a slingshot towards a defensive target. Now, just like “Angry Birds”, these different Keystone models will carry different explosive powers and flight characteristics. OK, the defense (or defence) structures are comprised of signs of various Keystone dealers across the country who might have “customer grievances”. And interspersed within the defences (or defenses) are head-shot pictures of sales people who have questionable sales practices beneath their belt. So, points are made as these Keystone models are launched against the towering defenses that collapse upon the heads of the “disliked” sales people! This will give the frustrated "single time visitor" the chance to work through his/her anger.

Here, we explain the “Angry KeystoneRVers” app and offer a download for the app at that entry point. After 5 “free” plays, we have a pop-up that comes up and notifies the user that US$3.99 is due to continue playing the app. We charge for this app and give no “high point prizes” . . . just like “Angry Birds”! With all the money we make, we will all retire and travel North America in convoy to visit RV shows to promote our app!

Now, of course, there are copyright negotiations - don't want to have a violation, and some SMOP costs (Simple Matter Of Programming). But we have a talented group here! Waddaya say?!?!?!?

Ron