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Originally Posted by flybouy

If Keystone installed it simply would not work. Then refer to the "manual" and find this "to ensure quality of service when calling for warranty repairs first place a dead chicken with feathers intact into a large brown paper bag. When the first super moon after the second Tuesday of the third waning tide of the first year of ownership twirl the chicken in the bag over your head while hopping on one foot. Your call will be handled by the next available operator."

So, normal customer service from most places???