Festus2
05-29-2014, 03:53 PM
A little less scratching around this week for goofy, funny comments by y'all. Did I get "y'all" right? I appreciate your efforts in trying hard in trying to make the Top Five and for those who have once again failed to make it, after 3 weeks of trying, I say, "Give up. You just don't have the right stuff".
This weeks Top Five includes, I think, some well-meaning, innocent but serious comments by members not thinking that they would make the final list. My apologies to those who were trying to be serious and made the list and also to those who were being silly and didn't. :(
So, here we go .......
Number 5: A new member who shall remain anonymous, obviously has not grasped the concept of "brief". His "brief" introduction and first posting went on and on and on for about 1625 words describing his first camping experience and another 35 words telling us what kind of RV he has and what he tows it with. He never did say anything silly or humorous. He did say there would be more to come. :eek: Yikes, and we thought geo, The Lord of the Underbelly was long winded.
Obviously, I can't include a word of what he said. There are just too many of them.
Number 4: Here's one from one of the Three Bears who complained that the fridge was "too cold". "My spinach and arugula went bad. Don't laugh. That is serious stuff!"
I can hear all you red meat eaters chuckling about that one. Popeye, however, is really upset. Arugula? Is it good for you?
Number 3: Who's married to this guy? Quote: "Hold on... let me grab a beer and a chair...... ok.... continue. Scary thing is that I started to understand but it's all gone now."
DW -- if you see this, I'd keep an eye on him.
Number 2: Words from someone who probably served in the Navy..... "Sure it's not authentic but I think that ship sailed for most of us when we started hitting buttons to get our slides out".
Number1: Here's one for all the seniors on here ......"Use it or lose it." Now, was that written by the DH or the DW? Come to think of it, my wife has mentioned that to me lately....
Honorable Mention: Nothing like an encouraging word from a member who offers this towing advice to a member who should not be in a hurry...... "The previous generation Durango will get your trailer to your destination eventually."
Ahhh, nothing like a strong endorsement for the Durango.
Note - There will be a slight delay in getting out next week's Top Five. Heading out for a short trip and gotta go load the fridge up with some of that arugula.
This weeks Top Five includes, I think, some well-meaning, innocent but serious comments by members not thinking that they would make the final list. My apologies to those who were trying to be serious and made the list and also to those who were being silly and didn't. :(
So, here we go .......
Number 5: A new member who shall remain anonymous, obviously has not grasped the concept of "brief". His "brief" introduction and first posting went on and on and on for about 1625 words describing his first camping experience and another 35 words telling us what kind of RV he has and what he tows it with. He never did say anything silly or humorous. He did say there would be more to come. :eek: Yikes, and we thought geo, The Lord of the Underbelly was long winded.
Obviously, I can't include a word of what he said. There are just too many of them.
Number 4: Here's one from one of the Three Bears who complained that the fridge was "too cold". "My spinach and arugula went bad. Don't laugh. That is serious stuff!"
I can hear all you red meat eaters chuckling about that one. Popeye, however, is really upset. Arugula? Is it good for you?
Number 3: Who's married to this guy? Quote: "Hold on... let me grab a beer and a chair...... ok.... continue. Scary thing is that I started to understand but it's all gone now."
DW -- if you see this, I'd keep an eye on him.
Number 2: Words from someone who probably served in the Navy..... "Sure it's not authentic but I think that ship sailed for most of us when we started hitting buttons to get our slides out".
Number1: Here's one for all the seniors on here ......"Use it or lose it." Now, was that written by the DH or the DW? Come to think of it, my wife has mentioned that to me lately....
Honorable Mention: Nothing like an encouraging word from a member who offers this towing advice to a member who should not be in a hurry...... "The previous generation Durango will get your trailer to your destination eventually."
Ahhh, nothing like a strong endorsement for the Durango.
Note - There will be a slight delay in getting out next week's Top Five. Heading out for a short trip and gotta go load the fridge up with some of that arugula.